“The Real Woj Bombs are made by the great men and women at Northrop Grumman” 

The power of Christ compelled him.

The dealer was immediately hired by Rob Pelinka as a salary cap specialist

“Look, Coach O’Brien, we know you coached football 10,000 hours last year, but you also changed the toilet paper roll once, so now you make $7.50 an hour, OK?”

Why would the NFL rethink this? It benefits the front office at the expensive of the players - it’s working perfectly in their eyes. 

At this point I wonder which Fox employess haven’t sexually harassed anyone.

I’m surprised because he seems like a very coherent person, what being on Fox and all.

It’s mostly Silverados and Sierras... Neither one of those are “dream vehicles”. 

Good news! They can build him/her another. These were not Demons or Vipers.

I think most Deadspin readers would agree that Luis is the resident soccer knower, and Haisley is the resident soccer idiot

I’ll take it a step further: it’s a capitalism-wide issue. The sole pursuit of a corporation is maximum revenue to the stockholders.

Our former admin assistant had a 2014 Fiesta with this transmission. About a year after she got it, she was merging onto I35 when it slipped into neutral and wouldn’t go back into gear. She was rear ended by a bro-dozer going over 70 MPH. Just crushed her car. She was hurt. She told the cops that her car was losing…

A high-level, confidential analysis by Ford in 2012 acknowledged rushing the cars to production, taking shortcuts to save money and apparently compromising quality protocols instituted with fanfare by then-CEO Alan Mulally.

Glad we dumped our ‘16 Fiesta when we did. Hubby was OK with it and liked it for the first 6 months, then grew to hate the car. Mostly because he lost his confidence that the car will consistently move in a forward direction and not decide to hesitate or get stuck in neutral when trying to merge into traffic.

Just give the app the money before it gets really angry!

Do you know who else record people secretly, with the aim of having admittance of a crime on record? Victims of domestic abuse who are terrified of the violence they could face without a conviction. Who are we to interpret audio without answers and victim blame? Tyreek Hill’s history doesn’t afford him the benefit of…

I just can’t get past the fact that he keeps calling her ‘bro.’

The Mets do have longstanding issues with implacable and sadistic ancients

Now NBC can use him for both moments in “the thrill of victory” AND the “agony of defeat”.

DURRRRR RESPECT THE INSTITUTION OF THE PRESIDENT!! DURRRRR SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!! DURRRRR ITS NOT NATURAL GAS... IT’S FREEDOM GAS!!