Like the Christians who complain about being persecuted in America. “There’s a war on Christmas!”

We prefer Shats or Nads here in DC.

I love it when an old man kicks ass. I love it even more when he kicks the Sixers’ ass. Can we find a way for Bartolo Colon to beat the Sixers?

Yes. It says something like “Me c. 2012"

I mean that’s fine, and not saying it isn’t true, but these days whenever someone is extremely vocally against something, I immediately suspect they secretly do it.

The Japanese version will always be great for the following reasons:
1) Most of the time no one fucking won. The lack of a winner really lent to the fact that it was only the best of the best.
2) The first 20 or so contestants were just Japanese comedians in diapers getting destroyed.
3) A fucking shoe salesman won…

Fun Fact! Iseman is a physician

To be fair, almost anyone is sanctimonious when talking about interactions with Trump. It’s hard not to feel right when he’s so damn wrong.

at least he was not committing domestic violence against our flag tho

NFL: “But does he kneel for the anthem?”

I am Spartacus!

I’m currently out of the office and will return your e-mail message when I return. If this request is urgent, please click Reply All and ask if anyone can help. I’m sure your request will be answered in the order in which it was received.

A few years ago this happened at a previous company. Two days and several hundred replies into this thing I see a guy I knew join in the reply all parade. I send him a message that says roughly: “Jesus fucking Christ man, why the fuck would you hit reply all with that fucking email. You dumb sack of shit. Fuck you,…

I was told there were donuts in the conference room. When I got there, there were no donuts. Please advise.

UNSUBSCRIBE

We used to be able to reply all to every government worker in the province. You don’t understand the smile on my face when I’d get an email from someone with an old lady name, located 7 hours away, telling me there’s a few extra muffins in the lunchroom if anyone is hungry. “OH THANKS ANNETTE! :D”

Back in the days of ListServs, someone would send spam to a long comatose list and the world would catch fire in the massive butthurt replies.

Mr. No Fun over here.

A virus? But I bought that McAffee thing back in 2003 so I should be good.

Tomorrow I bet the Xray shows that the real winner was the bat