They all need those little bells.

Pacquiao was robbed, but fortunately for Horn, robbing is one of the few crimes that Pacquiao hasn’t recommended hanging someone.

Signed,

Dad?

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving asshole. Hopefully I never have to see that disgusting creature known as Pac ever again.

Bud, if your father was punching you in the face when you were a kid, you were being abused. Grown men do not have license to beat up children just because they were made from that man’s spooge.

I get the joke. But even though adults for some reason have fond memories of getting hit by their parents, don’t hit your kids. Like ever.

Really can’t for this child abuse is cool or tough or whatever thing to die out. I understand the inclination to swat a kid for being a pain in the ass, but there is a huge difference between a light slap on the back of the head and a hit forceful enough to cause a black eye.

HA! I get it now! You were beaten as a child and it’s funny!

This happened yesterday. It was charged today. There is no such thing as a 1-day statute of limitations.

my high school teachers liked me...now i just have to find a way to get phil jackson and my high school teachers in the same room and i’ll be a knick in no time

Fortunately for Stephen A. Disney has signed a crack team of lawyers that handle these sorts of things.

I’ll say it since no one else is: A lot going on here.

At least he got the notice beforehand. This girl I went to Towson with was once kicked out of the owners seats at the old Yankees Stadium because she wore an Orioles hat!! Talk about making a big deal about nothing.

Waded through the 43-page document in order to find the only phrase that could possibly explain this, and there it was: “the plaintiff is a pro se litigant.”

It seems the Fayettevile PD has a bunch of “Schiano Men” on the force.

I’m married to a Lithuanian, born and raised in Vilnius. This is...NOT SURPRISING. During Soviet times the Lithuanian SSR had a lot of people coming from Central Asia and the Caucasus to work (it was the most prosperous of the Soviet Republics by far), but that dried up within a few years after independence—and there…

He’s married?!

They could change the club’s name to the “Eighties Celtics”.