...er...Hello! Circus Peanuts have to be in the top ten. An apology and correction will suffice as a sign of your eternal remorse.

The Dolphins appear to be run by a coaching staff that prepares a game plan for a generic opponent each week: if the actual opponent happens to fit the game plan, it goes swimmingly for the Dolphins. Otherwise, it’s a shit storm that leaves viewers befuddled.

Not to be an ass, but not so much: the whole human body is fairly easily manipulated by moving the direction/placement of the head or neck.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Brace yourselves, the Neanderthals will be spouting off soon about how soft players have become in the “snowflake” era.

It struck me as odd that he continued to use emojis throughout this exchange as if it were a sane way to respond to her reasoned responses.

I’m channeling my inner Cote.

Surprised, this made it to Deadspin (wasn’t sure the “Weekend Observations” would “translate” out of context): the guys behind the sign previewed it on LeBatard’s Reddit page: https://www.reddit.com/r/DanLeBatardShow/comments/74uepa/got_up_at_5_am_to_get_important_things_on_college/

I played football through college, and it’s fair to say that the vast majority of defensive backs (DB) never want to be in the position of having to stop a running back with a full head of steam. Chances are, the DB had a mini panic attack at the thought of stopping that runner in the open field, got as low as he…

At 54 years old, I vividly remember advertisements for muscle building programs like this reaching peak ubiquity during my adolescence. Flipping the pages of most any periodical, I’d see that familiar illustration promising what a “husky” boy like me longed for: physical status. Yet, even with more gullibility than…

That has to be in the pantheon of knockouts: decisive fails to adequately describe it.

Ah, the classic one and a half pack abs.

The option offense is an almost perfect choice for Navy: if run with precision (as one might reasonably expect at a military academy), it can exploit the typical contemporary defensive players who are more likely to choose a “risk” of a big play for momentary glory over disciplined teamwork to thwart the option’s…

Maybe he should roll with it and become “Clumsy Calhoun”: the first clumsy wrestler.

Many years ago, during my college sophomore year, someone broke into dorm rooms, pulled the top drawer from the dresser, and took a massive crap on the clothes in the drawer. Dubbed the “mad crapper”, this diabolical criminal remained above the law, as well as the drawers, throughout that year.

Guess you missed this: A police report obtained by CNN bolsters evidence that legendary football coach Joe Paterno knew years before Jerry Sandusky’s arrest that his longtime assistant might be sexually abusing children: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/09/09/us/penn-state-paterno-sandusky-police-repor…

For some inexplicable reason, I had nightmares about just this thing happening when I used to bicycle a lot. I’m a bigger guy so staring down at the handlebars flexing and hearing the creaking for hours always made me wonder when the metal fatigue would hit a critical point. The video reawakened the dread despite the…

WTF is up with the creepy dude in the videos? That just screamed defrocked priest in a new like of work.

There is a complex set of interpersonal dynamics occurring within a relationship marred by interpersonal partner violence. The growing belief in policing is if a domestic violence situation is reported, the police will intervene, and disengage (arrest or place the two individuals in separate physical locations)…

Bunch of guys from work played a round of golf with a guy who went to college on a golf scholarship. He played the entire 18 holes using only a putter: none of us came close to winning against that asshole.