If I was a mean, despicable person, I’d suggest someone slid an awl up one of your nostrils and swished it around your pre-frontal lobe thereby causing your lamentable support of Berman, but I'm not, so carry on.

Buy a toothbrush? Jesus H. Christ he hired the Jack The Ripper of plastic surgeons and turned himself into a ghoulish, wax house version of himself.

You can call it a “dirty hit” but the language of football practice supports this hit: eg, take his head off, knock your man out, carry him off the field, and other similar phrases.