Beer snobs never disappoint.

I wish I could find a metaphor for how little Johnny Football changed before/after rehab...

So the question looms: does Infinite Jest or Catch-22 better sum up the D’Angelo Russell-Byron Scott-Kobe Lakers? No analytics necessary. I’m just interested in the results.

So she made it to the gate with her drugs? Good job, TSA.

“Few things are more infuriating than being sold a film about minorities that is really about a white savior.”

Wait a minute. You mean people who aren’t white don’t sit around discussing white people every minute of the day? I don’t get it. I can’t think of anything more important than me. Next you’re going to tell me that women don’t sit around talking about men every waking moment. What a topsy turvy world we live in.

And the world would be better off because another sheep would be gone

Oh fuck off. Sting’s one of the best storyteller/songwriters there is.

What do you guys want? Do you want quotas? Do you want rigidly enforced diversity?

Why is there always someone ready to jump in with the “I KNEW HE WAS BAD ALL ALONG!” comment whenever some rape scandal comes up? Good for you, Captain Hindsight. Maybe next time use your rapist detecting superpower BEFORE there have been a bunch of articles on how he’s a rapist.

Thank you. Almost nobody brings up the lack of representation of Bears at the Academy awards. Did you know that, as it stands, there have been over 1700 acting nominations in the history of the awards and only 23 have gone to Bears(Meryl Streep, Claude Rains).

It’d be a damn shame if we end up with a token POC nom in each actor category from rando movies that have no chance of winning or even noms in any other category just for the sake of being able to say “see? They’re not all white”. If the excuse for last year was “well there were no POCs in anything worthy of a nom!”,…

But if people start getting nominations just because they aren’t white, that’s probably worse.

“Bill Belichick asked for the kick on the overtime coin toss.”
New England Fan: IMPOSSIBLE! The player must have made a mistake. Belichick is a GENIUS! He would never made a decision like that. I DEMAND they replay the entire game.

“Jim Tomsula got confused by a pass play.”
San Fransicso Fan: Yeah. That happens.

This woman, for whatever reason, thought that her best option was to stick a coat hanger into her vagina and hope it caused a miscarriage. This is why we need good sex ed in high schools. This is why we need to fund Planned Parenthood. This is why abortions should be state supported.

glamorous and refined Chicago

I think demonstrating what he felt the opposing players were doing to his team is (while albeit still misguided) a little different from telling a female ref she has no place within the sport. But this picture is undeniably hilarious anyway.

For beating Purdue at home by 3? And Rutgers by 4?

This is messed up. If he was a woman, you would be up in arms about how you are judging her based solely on her appearance. If you spoke about the hair, skin and physical features of a minority like this.....no comment.