Yet you’re generalizing white people?

I’m sure he will truly miss your business.

F WHITE GUYS AMMI RIGHT , GUYS YEAHHHHH

Of course.

LIKE LITERALLY HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THE FUCKING HYPOCRISY?!

No, it’s hypocrisy. But then again, I’m just a man baby. Men shouldn’t touch a woman, yet feminists fucking get off to a woman doing the same thing.

Ah, of course you went there.

Ohhhh, I see what you did, Burke.

Congrats, Furiosa.

Yay, another rant! I love these.

It’s not about damaged goods, bruv.

Wait is that supposed to be a shameful answer?

Then by that logic, does mentioning her past stripper constitute “just airing her business”?

Ughhhhh no.

For fuck’s sake. That’s how it was in the ‘60s!

“Mad Men Excuse”?

APOLOGIZE YOU RACIST.

Because ‘Matty’ is surely one of the more ridiculous names you’ve seen in sports? I know we’re on a Gawker site and all, but c’mon.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Ahh the loathed “dude-bro’s” aka any man who has masculine tendencies.