These comments make me miss Daulerio’s Deadspin.

Let’s not forget MSU BARELY beat Oregon at home while Vernon Adams played with a broken finger. Soo convincing.

Oh, and there was a SEA-HAWKS chant during the SNF moment of silence in Seattle, too. Because even when it’s time to show respect for hundreds of innocent people being murdered in an act of terror, Seahawk fans need to show the rest of the NFL who the most dedicated fans in the NFL are. 12TH MAN BABY.

An appropriate response to all the traveling Packers and Steelers “fans.”

Royals fans are too similar to Cardinals fans. Ugh, this sucks.

Some of the more creative ones I’ve seen so far this season. Utah Gameday signs were definitely the low point.

They really aren’t, though. Just like pre-BCS era titles aren’t. If you won a ‘championship’ when there were less than 15 teams in the NFL, it wasn’t legitimate. Just like a poll national title in college isn’t.

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Referring the MLS as a Minor League operation is actually a compliment. At least Minor Leagues are the cradle of a lot of young and undiscovered talent. The MLS is purely a league for world-class has-beens to get one last 15 minutes of recognition before fading into obscurity as a player forever. The rest of the…

It likely reeked of sausage and peppers.

And you all scoffed at Chris Carter’s “Fall Guy advice.” Looks like it’s paying dividends.

Can we please stop throwing the word “elite” around so carelessly? I’m fairly certain none of the Pope’s guards won a Super Bowl.

Why couldn’t ESPN just insert another dull drone in his place? Those things flock to Bristol.

Kam Chancellor just came back to the Seahawks. Looks like he was busy answering Russell Wilson’s prayers.

My buddy was a student equipment manager at Oregon during the Chip Kelly regime. From what he told me, I’m comfortable assuming Chip Kelly is a prick.

The Raiders’ gold paint would probably be outside the stencil lines anyway.

Moving too fast. I’d want to see their date at Zaxby’s first.

No. He doesn’t even have a Super Bowl ring.

Somebody introduce this man to some Crest white strips for shit’s sake.

Punishment should definitely include having to complete TWO of those online alcohol education courses. Those are the worst.