On my wall right now :-)

Don’t you mean “web-foot the bill”?

Come to life!

Animals don’t respond to ringtones, that’s quack science. I’m down with rescuing baby ducks, I just hope taxpayers don’t have to foot the bill.

I want a miniature horse and make a stable for her in my kitchen cabinets near the floor. A pair of baby otters who float holding their mitts together in my bathtub, and a sloth to cuddle sleep with my elderly kitty. That’s all.

“Kill me now”

*sigh* My lust for him grows.

I mean, ‘good reason’ could be because we live in a townhouse in a city with a brick back patio. Also we have erratic work hours and like to be able to go away for weekends. Stupid reality.

I must know more about your animals and how come you seem to have a petting zoo in your house. Do you live on a farm? Where did the animals come from? Why do you have them? Can I hang out with you and your animals?

You’re horrible. I like you.

How do I feel? Its like my ovaries have ovaries, and they have just exploded, inadvertently triggering a chain reaction that will ultimately lead to the creation of a black hole of squee.

*Reverse*

Lambs are so fucking cute. I moved to Scotland last year and this is my first lamb season—I have never squeed so much in my life. They are wondrously springy and I love watching them bouncing around the fields when I’m riding past on the train. My partner has a bunch of sheep farmers in his family and they invited us…

ALL THE ANIMAL!!

And a hedgehog. And a turtle. And a hermit crab.

I WANT A LAMB.
And a goat. And a snake. And a bird.

even if their dream is to be a dinosaur/mermaid hybrid like mine was

Good talk, but I wish he talked about the dyslexic advantage. It’s often called the ‘MIT disease’ because while it takes time and strategies to compensate for where the brain struggles, on the flip side, it does some pretty cool things for creativity and logic. A lot of programmers (like me) are dyslexic. A…