JVG wasn’t a player, but comparatively, “Alonzo Mourning’s left calf” definitely counts as “a giant.”

Hey man, stop shitting on the Democrat’s best (only?) slogan:

But we don’t like Bill Maher and we do like Marshawn Lynch. therefore, Maher cannot possibly be correct in this circumstance, and Lynch cannot possibly be wrong. After all, that’s how idol worship works. So as of today, I fully understand that voting in fact doesn’t matter. The person I like doesn’t vote. So I…

We’ve returned democrats to power numerous times since the 90’s and in all that time what have they done to improve communities like Oakland. And I really need you to answer without bringing up Republican policies as an alternative. Because telling someone it could be worse is not helpful. 

Plus, keep in mind that even if we had President Al Gore and President Hillary Clinton and a Supreme Court to match it’s not like Marshawn Lynch’s Oakland neighborhood would have seen any specific improvements because of that.

What about his point about how nothing changes in his neighborhood unless he gets involved at the community level so THAT is how he prefers to be politically active? What on earth is wrong with that? There are too many people out there who think the casting their ballot makes them more important or involved…

The lyrics of “Hail to the Redskins” are credited to Corinne Griffin, the wife of racist Skins founder George Preston Marshall. There’s no proof that the theme song’s nod to der Führer was intentional.

a leader and a following that don’t want people with melanin to exist

Are you saying that a Trump supporter has internalized Trump’s messaging and then unconsciously uses it in other contexts? I find that hard to believe, much like Hillary’s explanation for deleting her emails

While I agree that it’s a dick move, I think there’s a solid aroma of butthurt coming from the other team. If I were the coach I’d tell them, “look, those racist assholes think that’s funny, get out there and beat them by 40 points.” Big fucking deal, it’s a banner. That sort of reaction is part of the reason we are…

Wait wait wait wait wait. Did it get completely buried in this story that the opposing team stayed in the locker room for the national anthem? That makes this a completely different story, and it makes the journalistic context used here seem ridiculous. Look...like him or find him to be a gigantic orange buffoon, the…

LOL at the state of the USA.  Dismissing the national anthem is okay but supporting the President is not. 

“Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone?”

I’d like to pull him aside and get his honest thoughts on all the racist bones their bodies allegedly don’t have

Certainly not the first time some Arians have complained about the work ethic of a Brown.

I said he’ll flip you. Flip you for real.

finally, a case where his lack of a quick release is actually a plus

S-E-CX! S-E-CX! S-E-CX!

Also “objectively bad,” Dabo Howdy Fucking Doody Swinney is one of the most strident opponents of paying players, yet thinks his zillion dollar contract is within the spirit of amateurism. This game was like a real life Alien versus Predator.

I mean, I get the glee at seeing Alabama lose, but at this point aren't we just trading them for Clemson?