He’s no cunt... he lacks depth and warmth.

This. A million times this. She didn’t “steal your man”. He’s not a houseplant. He got up and went of his own volition.

When I was younger I used to think that cheating was a deal breaker and unforgiveable. It was a black and white issue. The older I get the greyer the issue becomes and more I see how complicated the roots infidelity can be. I am both more open minded to forgiving it and understanding when someone decides to forgive.…

the end game is always strong manageable hair that descends in generally one length below the shoulders.

I have a pixie with a side bang. My hair will never be below my shoulders as long as I draw breath. #PixieTilIDie

YUUUUSSSS. I wouldn’t be against her having a brief yet passionate affair with a certain silk blouse-rocking criminal investigator in this hypothetical series either.

Really, we need a spinoff that is Archie Panjabi as an incredible medical investigator in Belfast. 10/10 would watch.

I cry over pizza all the time. Especially as I eat it over the sink while drinking a handle of bourbon straight from the bottle.

20 years. Okay, I hate you for telling me this. But you have provided me a place to share my Garbage love so I forgive you. I sing this song as a lullaby to my daughter.

Ugh two types of people who are the worst 1. People who INSIST that exes can NEVER be platonic friends or 2. INSIST that you should be friends with all your exes.

I’m guessing the people taking this stand are also the ones who insist it’s mean not to be friends with your exes, even the shitty ones or the ones you have no real reason to talk to.

Yeah so when I lost my virginity, I didn’t bleed. My boyfriend yelled at me and accused me of lying to him (I didn’t). I cried and felt terrible...for being a (cis) female. Yay! PS I came out a few years later...thank God I realized I’m gay.

It’s somewhere near the ear, right?

I have a sick feeling that these men who have no idea how to find a clit also have no idea that a hymen isn’t a membrane of skin that completely covers your cervix until a penis comes along and pops it like a balloon. If it was, “virginal” women could never have a period or any discharge.

It puts them all on the same level so that the virgins won’t realize how awful these dudes are at the sex thing.

/a girl with a pelvic tattoo walks into frame

This really should have a trigger warning.

*Shakes head*