*coughs out spiderwebs* found it in the cellar

By contrast, a quick overview of the anatomy of a cat’s brain that I whipped up:

such a hipster pic ...like to the max...this pic has it all: reclaimed wood- check, vintage suitcase ... camera - check, plaid shirt -check, khakis prolly with prerolled up hem -check...a weird old timey item leather gloves - check

The best tip I have is to actually unpack. Hang everything in the closet (call for extra hangers if you have to). This help wrinkles go away and lets fresh air circulate around your garments.

Jersey cotton dresses for summer travel..couple minutes in a dryer or just on my body for 2 min in the heat of TX and I’m wrinkle free. Red lipstick and cute shoes, voila, everyone thinks I’m fancy but I’ve done no work.

I don’t think anyone wants to be one of a hundred colors in a box.

Kipenzi was born in captivity. She was never wild. There are several sub-species of giraffe that are endangered. Zoos are critical in species preservation.

If Diet Coke changes its flavor I am burning down everything. EVERYTHING. IN FIRE.

All hail Aspartame!

But you assume that travellers of the class who own Birkins and travel with them are actually handling any other luggage! Carrying a bag other than in the crook of one’s arm risks pulling one’s ensemble askew, and furthermore renders the display of the bag far less photogenic.

I bought my bag at Target.

Merkin.

NOPE. This is awesome. I want more. This is some legitimate Okie shit.

I personally volunteer to teach Kaitlyn how to do her makeup. In Ireland, she was doing a green smoky eye thing a lot that was really working, but she always ruined it with a solid medium to dark pink shimmery lip gloss. That kind of thing requires more of a light pink or nude. Or less sparkle. Take your pick.

Not that it’s terribly important, but for some cultural context: for middle-class Torontonians, going up north to cottage country is a yearly ritual in summer. If your family doesn’t have a cottage, it’s likely that you’ll know someone who does. For a lot of kids, visiting friends at their cottages represents, for…

So, he too must be dumb, younger, obedient agreeable (“yes dear”), bring home the bacon despite his below average education, must be in good health (read: fit, preferable with rock hard abs and wasboard stomach) and a non smoker.

To be fair, I think a lot of people would be really happy married to Meryl Streep.

No mention of the fact that both males and females are happier when they’re about to land on a dick?

Dude, you’re doing it wrong. You have to load that shit up! Huge chunks of grilled chicken or fish, slices of hard boiled egg, different kinds of sliced olives, steamed veggies from last night’s dinner, halved grape tomatoes, even avocado, cubed goat cheese. Then fantastic light champagne dressing or something you…

Temperature is just one more thing that the patriarchy controls. This is not about conditioning the air; it’s about conditioning the oppressed classes to accept the cheapest, most convenient, and easiest air that the ruling classes can provide. It is a result of capitalism: An effort to monetize the human condition…