I liked how it tasted and smelled

Bum Me a Dart, Bum Me Dart, break me off a piece of that sweet death oh lord I am niccing so hard please for the love of christ just givemethesmokeineedit or I might MURDER SOMEONE

Like a Twix or a mini kit-kat.

A cig that perforated in the middle to become two shareable smokes would be evil genius.

even the $1 offer is an excellant reverse psychology trick with at least a 95% success rate

finding a cigarette to bum at 2am is a masterclass in the art of manipulation

They can come pry the one cigarette I smoke every 3 months when blacked out drunk out of my cold dead fingers.

I only smoke when there’s a lit cigarette in my hand that I’m inhaling.

NARC

Stoners with pie cannot be angry, my friend.

The Kenyan sun beat down as B. Hussein Obama knelt. “Inshallah, I shall make you my wife and we will infiltrate America together,” he said.

of course fetal body parts are harvested and sold at planned parenthood

The lord works in mysterious ways

Why did it have to be a seafood truck.

Full credit; the barrel line is funny as hell.

I’m glad that little girls have such kick ass role models. NOT YOU HOPE SIT DOWN!

There were SO many little girls there in USWNT jerseys. Even the Atlantic Avenue subway stop was full of them, when we headed back to Brooklyn. So awesome to see.

The lace collar is elegant.

Dear Justice Ginsburg, Thank YOU for your artistry and caring. You’ve made this great country a vastly greater place. Sincerely, Everyone