Right? If you can easily find out your friend Rachel’s new boyfriend’s name, or you’ve already met him, the only ACTUAL explanation for not addressing him properly is if you hate him and hope they break up before the wedding.

Finally someone else that knows the Catholic Light joke!

No. I have literally never met an Episcopalian like Diane, and I’ve been an Episcopalian my whole life. I mean, if we invite you to anything, its DRINKS.

I’ve always thought of Episcopalians as Catholic-lite. Almost identical services, less guilt.

Yeah, it was a fun time when I was involved. It was like a weird, fun-house version of Catholicism, without the shitty institutions.

I adore being Episcopalian. The pageantry! The liturgy! The wine and mini-quiches at extra-special receptions! What is not to like??

What?! Bad pastor, bad! Episcopalians are our brothers and sisters! And anyway, the “implosion” he’s referring to happened 10 years ago, and was engineered by a right-wing group out to divide the denomination to reduce their ability to effect positive change (i.e. lobbying for school lunches for those people).

Boring and dull is the Episcopalian way. It’s Catholicism without the ethnic flair or overwhelming guilt to spice things up.

On the other hand, you will never go to an Episcopalian wedding reception that doesn’t have an open bar.

The Episcopal Church has been ordaining gays and lesbians and offering same sex couples blessing ceremonies inside the church for years. The parishes that couldn’t accept that have already defected and aligned themselves with conservative parishes in Africa and South America. If Episcopalians don’t vote to approve gay…

Yo what’s wrong with being Episcopalian? I grew up in the south and it seemed (along with the Methodists) to be the most chill mainstream Christian denomination.

All this’ done is encourage every. Single. Person. To bring the largest possible rolly-carry-on they can. I watched an agent try, without luck, to explain to a couple that they cannot take four pieces of carry on each. I watch people try to jam their ridiculous rolly bags into overhead compartments that are clearly…

JetBlue was my absolute favorite airline. Plenty of leg room, decent snacks, no bag fees, and the TVs in every seat. I’m so upset by this news.

Airline Does What Every Non Southwest Airline Has Done For Years, Internet Rages For A Day And Resumes Flying As Usual.

If you are ghosting someone because they’ve done some heinous shit to you and you have had it and there’s nothing left to say? Absolutely harder to do the ghosting. The ghostee clearly doesn’t give a fuck about you or your relationship anyway, so they’re not losing any sleep; whereas you, the ghoster, have to sit…

Hey, I said I’d call you on “Sunday” I didn’t say which Sunday.

OH NOW YOU GIVE ME AN EXPLANATION, I WAITED FOR YOU FOR TWO YEARS BEARS

In relationships (established) or attempted relationships (dating), if the ghostee is:

Hmmm, so do you suppose my high school girlfriend would appreciate a phone call thirteen years after I sort of “went off to university” or...sleeping dogs and all that?

I, for one, welcome our new gay overlord.