Where’s my Conservative Outrage bingo card, I gotta mark off “Mentions 9/11”!

Oh man, you didn’t even pick the best Bryan Fischer ones. Can you say Insane Overreaction?

According to my DC-based brother, there is a RBG drag queen outside the Supreme Court celebrating the decision.

is it just me, or does that snippet of Thomas’ dissent kind of read like he’s in favor of slavery and internment camps?

I’ve changed my panties like 13 times reading Scalia’s dissent

Do you guys ever wonder what it’s like to be on the wrong side of history? Like how embarrassing the four dissenting justices are going to be to their grandchildren (if they aren’t already?)

Gloating has never been so sweet.

Thomas’ own marriage is only legal in all 50 states because of a Supreme Court decision. Just sayin’.

Gloating isn’t nice

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

I disagree. It wasn’t “nonsensical”; the whole point was that it was unmoored, oneiric dream-logic, and it was way better horror than anything American Horror Story ever pulled off, even in its best seasons. (Yeah, I went there.) And the sound mixing was part and parcel of it. Swear to god, when Will flashed back to…

Ohhh, The Hours. I need to dig up my DVD and see it again. One of the few movies in my life where I had to sit in the theater for a long time afterwards to process and compose myself. And I’d read the book so I already knew what was coming, they just did such an amazing job bringing it to the screen, it gutted me.

Calling it now: Ayn Rand.

One Million Moms would be a perfect name for our lesbian feminist knitting circle. (I assume those of us who started out straight or bi turned lesbian after watching that commercial.)

I was really hoping that her talent portion was this:

Her hair in all of these clips is better than her hair now. Her stylist did her dirty with this. Her head is literally the shape of a tampon.

“For every orphan Annie, there’s a 30-year-old Russian dwarf who’s just pretending to be a child, according to a movie that I watched part of.” -Liz Lemon