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6/30/15

If you are ghosting someone because they’ve done some heinous shit to you and you have had it and there’s nothing left to say? Absolutely harder to do the ghosting. The ghostee clearly doesn’t give a fuck about you or your relationship anyway, so they’re not losing any sleep; whereas you, the ghoster, have to sit…

6/30/15

Hey, I said I’d call you on “Sunday” I didn’t say which Sunday.

6/30/15

OH NOW YOU GIVE ME AN EXPLANATION, I WAITED FOR YOU FOR TWO YEARS BEARS

6/30/15

In relationships (established) or attempted relationships (dating), if the ghostee is:

6/30/15

Hmmm, so do you suppose my high school girlfriend would appreciate a phone call thirteen years after I sort of “went off to university” or...sleeping dogs and all that?

6/26/15

I, for one, welcome our new gay overlord.

6/26/15

#teamcat is pleased as punch.

6/26/15

Bigot tears are low-fat, low-carb, and alcohol free, so you are good. However, call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

6/26/15

I LOVE that my Facebook page is like 95% happiness and rainbows and the few conservative FB friends I have left are just SILENT. As they should be. If you can’t say something nice, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

6/26/15

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

6/26/15

I’m not going to stop smiling today. I’m going to chill some beers, put my feet up and toast to Notorious RBG (my favorite supreme court justice) and daydream about the party that the female justices are having at her house tonight. What a week for people who think people deserve to be treated like people.

6/26/15

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVe the fact that the more progressive we get, the more and more these people sound like absolute LOONEY TOONS.

6/26/15

illeagls sounds like an avian themed hip hop group

6/26/15

They’re so SALTY!!! I live...

6/26/15

At what point should I stop drinking tears if I have to drive later on?

6/26/15

Meanwhile, at foxnews dot com...

6/26/15

A salute to all the brave men and women who’s time has finally come.

6/26/15

According to my DC-based brother, there is a RBG drag queen outside the Supreme Court celebrating the decision.

6/26/15

Do you guys ever wonder what it’s like to be on the wrong side of history? Like how embarrassing the four dissenting justices are going to be to their grandchildren (if they aren’t already?)

6/26/15

Thomas’ own marriage is only legal in all 50 states because of a Supreme Court decision. Just sayin’.