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I disagree. It wasn’t “nonsensical”; the whole point was that it was unmoored, oneiric dream-logic, and it was way better horror than anything American Horror Story ever pulled off, even in its best seasons. (Yeah, I went there.) And the sound mixing was part and parcel of it. Swear to god, when Will flashed back to

Ohhh, The Hours. I need to dig up my DVD and see it again. One of the few movies in my life where I had to sit in the theater for a long time afterwards to process and compose myself. And I’d read the book so I already knew what was coming, they just did such an amazing job bringing it to the screen, it gutted me.

Calling it now: Ayn Rand.

One Million Moms would be a perfect name for our lesbian feminist knitting circle. (I assume those of us who started out straight or bi turned lesbian after watching that commercial.)

I was really hoping that her talent portion was this:

Her hair in all of these clips is better than her hair now. Her stylist did her dirty with this. Her head is literally the shape of a tampon.

“For every orphan Annie, there’s a 30-year-old Russian dwarf who’s just pretending to be a child, according to a movie that I watched part of.” -Liz Lemon

See anonymous internet commenters, this is why you don’t “just adopt” when you are having problems with conceiving.

My mother-in-law already told me that I can’t have just one kid. I told her maybe I’ll just stick with zero then.

You know, I support a woman’s right to do whatever she wants with her body but... If you have 19 children or 19 abortions, I’m going to start questioning your ability to good decisions.

Theirs wasn’t a choice. It was a mandate from heaven.

People who judge other peoples’ reproductive choices are terrible people*, so my sympathies go out to you.

This extends into a lot of arenas, but let’s wrangle it down to just this particular topic. It is not cool to make other people part of your sex adventures. I know that guest room is new and exciting and omg someone MIGHT hear you and isn’t that sexy and dangerous?! But no, bruh, just no. Because they might actually

Is he going to put on huge glasses and answer the phone with, “Ghostbustahs, whaddaya want?!”

WHY MEAN FEMINAZIS MAKE THOR SECRETARY!?!?!!?!?

He referenced his own romantic experiences in a lab setting and how they were “disruptive to the science”

jfc, his nose hair is sticking an inch outside his nostril. Dude, no ladies in the lab were falling in love with you and they were crying because they were scared of your goblin teeth.

The university’s statement is important, his resignation is appropriate, and I wish my first thought hadn’t been about his nose hair.