I said I’d bang Laura Prepon, even though she’s a Scientologist. Cause...good goddamn.

Someone went full tilt and said no one cares about my boner and sarcastically commented on the fact that a woman doesn’t have worth until a man wants to fuck her, right?

I commended their attempt and thanked them for playing.

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“Queers can’t get married because the bible is against it. So, to protest, we’re going to get a divorce...which the bible is also against. So, you know, Jesus.”

This one is from the Detroit Zoo a few years ago. It is all things.

Are you Deer God? It’s me, Margaret.

EVERY picture of Amelia Earhart is from before she vanished. #truth

It’s commonly accepted that Fahrenheit provides a more accurate description of the ambient temperature and it’s impact on a person’s comfort level. Celsius is cute when used for science experiments, but little else. I’m a big supporter of the US switching to the metric system, but Fahrenheit is just more accurate when…

Air conditioning is the greatest gift Jesus ever gave us. I’d be a fool not to wallow in it until my nips are nice and stiff.

For people living in NYC or northward, agreed.

Okay first off I am trans and second I don’t think you are a bigot. Here is the thing. Caitlyn Jenner will not ever be a cisgender woman. You are right. She will always be a transwoman. There are different ways of being a woman, or being a man. See it’s not just the ‘transition’ part that makes you a trans woman or in…

Also as a side note-I’m not so sure their God would be into the large amount of face make up Michelle is wearing.

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

I’m trying to not think of how gross I find this family and all their bullshit, so I’ve instead decided to focus on who’s hair is worse - Dim Bulb or Michelle-Shocked

As a proud member of Menstrual Cup Club, I am obligated to follow the first rule of Menstrual Cup Club, which is you always talk about Menstrual Cup Club.

We can be friends only because you admitted the snobbish nature of said university. Cheers to Richmond!

If sweatpants send her into a murderous rage, how will she react to orange jumpsuits?

Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels.

same. people snatch my phone to look through pics and i am like LOL GO FOR IT

Hey, John Hodgman has the same head as the head nun/principal of my Catholic school. Just imagine him in a habit.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS THAT REALLY IT?