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As a proud member of Menstrual Cup Club, I am obligated to follow the first rule of Menstrual Cup Club, which is you always talk about Menstrual Cup Club.

We can be friends only because you admitted the snobbish nature of said university. Cheers to Richmond!

If sweatpants send her into a murderous rage, how will she react to orange jumpsuits?

Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels.

same. people snatch my phone to look through pics and i am like LOL GO FOR IT

Hey, John Hodgman has the same head as the head nun/principal of my Catholic school. Just imagine him in a habit.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS THAT REALLY IT?

“I opened a velvet box on the table that appeared as though it contained jewelry; rather, it contained a collection of small plastic fetuses.”

Sometimes you just have to vote against evil.

I was thinking he looks more like an upset walrus.

I choose this as my Mom story:

Well, neither I, nor my husband, nor our 21yo daughter knew what THAT was, but my girl said try urban dictionary and now we're all trying to unsee that mess.

My mom is a total badass. In the early 90s she filed a complaint against her employer for gender discrimination. She won and that’s why my very middle class parents have a beach house. Also, when my brother was diagnosed with dyslexia, his teacher very kindly tried to reassure my mother that a learning disability did

I was about 12 when I’d decided I was going to be a Paleontologist (I’m not, btw, but that’s not the point.)

If your mom is no longer with us and you would like tissues, support, and/or kitten gifs, this is the thread for you.

My little sister came home one day sobbing and said “my friend hung himself.” My mom patted her on the shoulder and said, “hanged.”