Why am I still at my office in Northern VA when this is happening?

I’m 5’7”. My mom thinks I’m a GIANT. (She’s 5’1” on a good day.)

For some reason the sound track felt like one of those really soothing (or boring) late 80s / early 90s cartoons.

We can blame it on location. No one in their right mind would chose to live in Blacksburg.

I recently posted this longer bit on FB...

OMG. 24:02. Chain link thrusting. Tone it down.

Damn. Thanks. I’ve seen the first line of that quote but never the rest.

I'm trying to convince my sister to keep her last name and give it to her kids. Her fiance has a dumb sounding last name. He doesn't like it. She doesn't like it. They've jokingly discussed him taking her name. But they're too traditional to seriously consider it. I'm like "COME ON YOU GUYSSSSSS."

I’m the ONLY woman in a group of over 30 people (engineering at an ISP). There’s 6 women total in the technical operations/engineering side of the house (at least 150 people).

My sister's small (~30 people) wedding is next month and will probably end up costing close to $30k. The venue is a vineyard near Charlottesville, VA. Our dad and his wife are footing the bill. It's probably the only wedding he'll pay for since his other kids are my brother and me (a perpetually single 31-year-old…

I was in the small contingent of Virginians... but my roommate was from NY.

HEY NOW!

According to my dude friends, Grindr gets blows up whenever CPAC is in town.

My sister looks a lot like Britney. (Same hair and eye color, similar face/nose shape, same awkward smiles, same southern style and mannerisms)

I was at a conference at the Wardman during Snowmageddon. (When the skylight collapsed under the weight of the snow!)

I was just about to ask the same thing. Even just some before/during/after usage graphs or something would be great.

You gonna fight me for specialest snowflake status? INTJ Female is like totally the most rare type/gender combo EVARRR.

You can come if you're willing to put up with all of our normal INTJ behaviors.

I agree completely. I mean, technically, I guess I'm "homoromantic demisexual cisfemale"... but I that is the most ridiculous combination of adjectives ever. Maybe I'm too damn old.