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wheres-my-burrito

My wife’s friend picked SUPER BOWL SUNDAY one year and it was only when I pointed out this fact that it dawned on them not only the date’s availability, but why it was so much cheaper than all the other dates available. 

Buffalo Chicken Dip suspiciously absent on your list

...and this is why competition is good!

Arizona Cardinals:

Is that the point? Yes.

Spoiler: They will find a way.

That might be true today, but there’s nothing stopping the school from then leasing out the studio space/equipment to another company. Then...

For those asking about “I don’t quite understand how this is bad in the longrun” question, this is the timeline of events:

“Two brands that were more valuable twenty years ago team up”

Yeah but Garrett I’m assuming when you’re listening to an NFL game you’re trying to listen at a volume for you and your foresome to enjoy vs the usual M.O. of someone listening to music on a bluetooth is for everyone in the world to “enjoy.”

But...but...I have to open up more than one program!

If you want tacos, you go to a taqueria

I remember when Pokemon Go become a cultural phenomenon and Nintendo’s stock jumped dramatically.

This all reminds me how Disney wants you to forget about the Movie Song of the South because of racist implications yet they recycled all the same characters/story-lines on one of their most popular rides.

They’re mad because Nintendo fans usually get themselves over-hyped. So, a “console pokemon game” announcement was met with fans speculating a huge MMORPG style game that would be like BotW, Skyrim, GTA, and Fallout combined.

I was totally fine w/ it because I though that would make the Master Sword that much cooler...an unbreakable weapon!

I had two germaphobes at my last job. They would reach for the hand sanitizer from their desk every moment they could when they fretted about the unclean items they interacted with.

Well...stop offering it! I’ve never asked a bartender to go out of their way to give me a “frosty glass.”

Leaving for the party right as it’s scheduled to start, assuming a standard 30–45 minute travel time (adjust accordingly for proximity; if you live really close, just tack on 30-40ish minutes to the start time)

“Any NBA Finals matchup could be borked up by an injury to an elite player that left his status for the rest of the series uncertain, but the makeup of the Warriors makes Durant’s absence uniquely awkward...[The Warriors] were champions before Durant; they feature multiple genuinely elite players even without him”