I think the earring disqualified him. Ugh.
But I fixed it:

Set phasers to: SMOLDER!

White Christmas lights are for people afraid to wear white shoes after Labor Day. They are for the Gap shopper whose wedding is the most unmemorable event you attended this summer. They are safe and slightly patrician and all the way boring. Unless you're decking the homestead out for a Better Homes & Gardens shoot,…

For Jesus said, "Fuck those plebes who make us money! If they want health care, let them use bootstraps, verily. Boil them down into an herbal tea or something."