I had a breakfast date and a dog park date very recently. So you're not the only weird one.

Yup, working college kids don't think to look at the date and it's a little known fact, but it happens way more often than you think. And your sister shouldn't feel bad...I am sure that happens a lot too.

The thing most parents need to worry about in restaurants is milk. At most places I worked, the milk in the server's fridge was rarely used. Half the time, kids would get milk that is "lumpy."

I don't think Cindy has anything to worry about.

There is also the Cadbury Devilled Egg, which I will be trying this holiday.

I do think that the head is not proportioned correctly. But then again, math is hard.

A woman in my spin class today was pregnant, like five months... and it was amazing.

I like that even some of the actors look uncomfortable not saying bye.

Yeah, mine are more subtle hilights mixed into blonde hair. Those are hard to maintain as well.

Not to complain, but you just wrote out all the jokes that were in the video. That's not really writing.

Damn, my subtle red won't stay in my hair at all. It always fades. :(

glamorous

And if the muggers don't get you, the price of highlights will!

I tried this for a little while a couple of years ago. Then I realized I was buying a ton of crap food and throwing a lot of it away. Also, it took a lot more time than I originally thought it would.

My favorite chapter was about the honeymoon.

It's been a while, but she talked about people giving her crap about having only one child. She left it kind of open like she was trying. (I got it early.)

I thought that she kind of revealed this at the end of her new book. It was sort of ambiguous, but I gathered that she was trying.

I misread that as "ODD" people. Will my love for Buscemi ever be affirmed by science?

I now have a crush on you.

Yup.