Oh my, her handwriting is adorable. When I read the title, I thought this would be carved out with a shiv.

@Hey, Boo Boo: No snark intended. I am a very messy person and have even thought about having a maid come in twice a month. I am truly jealous.

Ice skating needs more hairography.

Insert witty comment here to mask my jealousy.

You know there is some poor aunt that is going to have a hard time spelling all those damn names come birthday time.

Thank you for the puke warning on the Hulk Hogan link.

@Miss Suka: Ooh. How dare you Houston!!!

It's as if the redhead is about to utter "You guys! We're so bad!"

@tinyphoto: Oh I am totally using this. Thanks.

@Skyblacker: Yeah, but once you try to off an entire people, you lose my vote.

@erinna: I hate to say it, but the one in Dallas is pretty rad. There is SO much of it!

When I was much younger, I snooped in a boyfriend's myspace account. He said in an email that I was cute but that my acne was "diabolical."

@sebluver: I'm sorry.

Redneck Cousin in law: "Hitler wasn't all bad! He had some good ideas..."

@LibraryChick: Yay! Another library lady with this problem! Honestly it is my new year's revolution to try again or give up on it forever.

I highly recommend this potato chip science book for Christmas. Part book, part experiment. It looks so fun, I hope my nieces like it.

@Penny: Thanks! I have so many friends who have had babies recently and I have been at a loss. I wish this would have been posted earlier.

@Ipomoea: I think that those parents should not have encouraged him at all, no matter what age.

Look on the bright side, at least you can use tampons. So jealous.

@Miz X: And pizza rolls.