@Leucadia: I have worked in a couple of libraries as well and feces does, as they say, happen. However, this story still seems ridiculous.

This is so sad and not unusual. Patrons try to censor others' reading material in many different ways.

Is she going on the "I'm just like you!!" tour? Many models do this by claiming they were gawky in high school. This must be the actress equivalent.

@P3nnst8r: Now Buying Followers: Oh man, hearted so hard.

Is this the most recent picture available of Carnie Wilson? Seriously?

I blame Ceasar.

@perfectionate: Agreed.

@vamusical: It is really weird to hear of someone's death via Facebook or Twitter. I don't really know if there is a good way to break it online.

What is this author's opinions on Garfield? Because now that I am grown that crap isn't great.

All these comments are making me super happy to have private bathrooms at my office.

@mizzmarvel: Thank you. I didn't know about this podcast!

@alsoknownas: It's a Sarah Silverman quote.

This guy must get laid like never.

@RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer: There is not a lot of money to be gained from people being thin. There IS a lot of money to be gained from people's desire to be thin.

Just in time for the U.S. to win the Women's World Cup!

I am agreeing with Chelsea Handler and hating Kathy Griffin? What is the world coming to?

@SlappySquirrel: So with you on ya'll! I say that to people all the time. We need a proper ya'll. We're just getting creative.

@waverly: I assumed that this happened before she was famous.

@pssshwhatever: I agree that someone from the South should speak properly, but I don't think anyone should have their grammar corrected on a date.

@deleahrium: Me too (well reddish-blonde) I have several forms as well, especially in the summer. My favorite is the one that attaches to a carbiner that attaches to my keys.