I can not say it enough, these male legislators know so little about basic human biology I’m shocked that they remember to breathe and eat.

Work credit cards. Like you’d pay for sable hats or dog tuxedos out of your own damn pocket.

I leave in the evening AFTER Tweet Beat goes up and not a moment before. When do I leave work now? Apparently never, which is why I haven’t slept, changed my clothes, or showered in three days.

I’m not usually one to say this, but:

12 parody videos that are mistaken for the Walking Dead. Number 7 will shock you!

nah

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.

I collect Chick tracts; my rule is that I can never pick them up from a stand or purchase them. I have to get them “In the Wild.” I got the lion’s share of my (neatly complete!) collection in NYC, child. NYC!

If someone says she is a trans woman, that means she identifies as a woman, but was designated “male” at birth. Vice versa for a trans man. The term trans doesn’t indicate anything about their anatomy. Also, having surgery doesn’t change someone’s identity. A trans woman is a woman regardless of whether she has…

I just want to see more of this tiger.

Ms. DeMaio suggested that perhaps the two men were just “friends” or “great companions.”

Jesus christ. That makes this look almost like an understandable mixup.

Someone up thread had an awesome tale about Tootsie Rolls. Jogged my memory!!! I was about 6 years old and finally found a way into my parents’ candy stash. I stole a bunch of Tootsie Rolls and went to my room to binge in private. My busy body younger side came in while my mouth was FULL and asked what I was eating.…

You were a great grandchild.

I don’t know if this fits, but my grandmother implicated me in her lie. She smoked Cool Menthols. Horrible terrible gross cigarettes. Back when I smoked, I was a Marlboro guy, but I had quite for years.

I hated school by senior year in high school, and my best friend had an afternoon work study job in town, so I often got “sick” at lunch and rode home with her. But the principal started just sending me to the nurse’s office, so I upped the ante and began telling him that I had suddenly started my period and had to go…

My lie cost me thousands.

9th grade: I was at a friend’s house for a birthday thing with five or six other friends and the house phone rings. The birthday girl said that it was my mom on the line. I’m shocked—why would she call me there? But when I pick up, it wasn’t my mom. It was my best friend impersonating her. She had called my mom who…