I once wrote an entire essay here about the amount of training a cop is given with a gun, and while it varies from state to state in Alabama, the basic training requirements include 47 hours of firearms training broken down into different sections, now that may seem like a lot but for comparison in Alabama there are…

I’m convinced that Taylor is going to keep dating people until all of their initials spell out some sort of coded message about her asking for someone to rescue her from the grasps of the Illuminati.

If nothing else, I love all the goofy memes its inspired (apologies for the size).

Alive and well and looking fierce at 66!

Unfortunately it’s an unavoidable byproduct of this story.

Kara, are you trying to make me feel bad for Iggy Azalea?

That shrimp jello is terrifying and should not exist. Seriously vomit-worthy.

Rearranging the letters on Vin Diesel’s trailer to say Sin Devil to spooOOOOook him out (he takes the leftover e and makes a little devil head out of it).

what a dick move.

Also... the Ellen/Porsche/Kate exchange is gold.

OK, but I read that National Enquirer cover as “Bill caught trying to kill Hillary. Indictment!”

Mutual bearding.

Celebs, they’re just like us: they look at their lip kit restocks on cracked cell iPhones.

Um, excuse me, but Erin Miller is 1/36th Cherokee AND her Irish ancestors who came to America were, like, slaves and so she knows, okay. This isn’t about her. It’s about Jessie Williams spewing racist words against the police, who are now a race and not an occupation.

Is it a Denver Airport sculpture? That’d make it better.

My son has a book that I randomly picked up from a free book pile. It’s called “It’s Perfectly Normal- Changing Bodies, Growing Up, Sex, and Sexual Health.”

Fuzzy! I scraped my face tonight and immediately put on a mask. My face looks very glowy.

Hi! So I’m relatively new to Jez and mostly a lurker (kind of shy that way), but I always try to read your updates on SNS because you are working so hard for your daughter and I think you deserve all the support in the world, even if it’s just an internet stranger listening to your story.

Bingo - tell her she has absolute control over whether she ever ends up in that place again. She needs to behave. And stop with the disappearing bullshit. And whatever other rules you want to throw in there.

Monday started off with Big Foot’s friend Emily coming over. When asked if she was allowed to be here, if people knew that she was there because she was at that time on house arrest she said “grandma (mimi) said i could come and swim because it is so hot.” I called Mimi several times and did not get an answer. She…