Girl yes. I don't fuck around with my cheddar bay biscuits.

What's your secret??

I had Red Lobster leftovers in my boyfriend’s fridge once, and his friend came over and ate it when we were out. Who the fuck goes to someone's house and eats their leftovers?! They said I was overreacting but I made that fucker pay me back.

I’m making it into a drinking game, along with “don’t be a criminal and you’ll have nothing to worry about!”

I want to look up sour cherry so bad now...

I live outside the city limits and they've been going for a good 5 days now. Probably won't stop until mid-month. My dog, sleep schedule, and I fucking hate fireworks.

I was nervous about that lipstick after getting it in my sephora box but I wore it out last week and it is amazing! It lasted through two beers and many fried pickles.

No. I'm convinced they don't exist if there isn't a camera around.

I can't stop watching this.

I've never had something to brag about here before, but my mom and I had a long planned garage sale this weekend and made almost $600! Almost worth the heat exhaustion.

Lindsay Lohan sister reality show???

I don't know who either of these guys are but I have mad respect for this one!

I realized it was too bad to even hate watch when I saw the clip of the blonde girl break down because her dad died and she thought it was god punishing her for having sex.

He said he cut a girl’s hair while she was tied up!! That's creepy as hell.

It could've been worse! It could have... um... Nah, I got nothing. Burn your house down.

Oh yeah you're totally right, that just adds to the utter bullshittery of it. :)

Haha it was a thing on FB a while back, where you were supposed to post the color of your underwear “for breast cancer awareness.”

Violence prevention happens when you post the color of your underwear on facebook. Duh, Gella!

I'll run the Kickstarter campaign!

His West Side Story bit was hilarious.