I've only seen two of the stories so far so I'm excited to keep scrolling!

It's okay, a few years ago I had a dream about a really sexy make out sesh with Lindsay Lohan. :/

Ahh this happens to me too! Just the other day I woke up super turned on, then remembered what my dream was about and I was like EWWW no why?!

Oh my god I hope this wins.

My ex had a vivid dream that I cheated on him with a guy from El Paso (no idea where that came from) and was legit pissed at me for a couple days after.

I vaguely remember that, like she dumped a couple cats at a shelter of something. Then she said they weren’t her cats, they were her boyfriend’s and the story never happened? It was weird.

I read somewhere that he chose that stage name because it sounded “racially ambiguous.”

I think I'd enjoy life more if morphine were included in my One A Day Gummies.

OMG I bet that's totally what having a dick and balls feels like! I really wish I had a dude I was close enough with to confirm this though.

That's a good idea, but my plan is to barter the stuff I stockpile. Surely not everyone will (wisely) grab a diva cup at the beginning of the ZA, and then I can trade that ish for guns! I don't even wear contacts. Lol

At this point she could probably wallpaper a whole damn room.

Damn that’s a good idea! My zombie apocalypse business plan is to stockpile tampons, condoms, and contact solution, but you may be on to something...

This whole look from head to toe, literally from hair to shoes, is perfection.

I had a cat that did this, so whenever I ran out of hair ties I'd move the couch away from the wall and find his stash.

I have three of those and I lose them all the time!! Like I only wear them in the bathroom, where the hell do they go?

Mine technically took place the day after Thanksgiving, about 4 years ago while I was living with my parents. T-day itself was a fun day, just my parents and boyfriend and me at lunch, and my best friend stopped by to hang for a couple hours afterward. The entire day was full of wine. Like so much wine. So when I…

Fuck Cricket, because I feel like he probably tries really hard.

My family meal only brought about one racist comment and one tacky comment about a cousin who wasn't present! Success!

It makes me really nervous now that she has a child. :/ Was Danny the hot firefighter?

Happy birthday! And that is one my favorite vinyl albums, it sounds so amazing.