Ooh I wanna play too!

WUT. Please tell me you're serious.

Um, you can't just throw that out there and not tell the story!

I was prepared to riot if you weren't a winner! Your story was my fave.

I have an aunt who, despite me kindly telling her I didn’t find her constant Caitlyn Jenner “jokes” funny, kept going with them at our family reunion. So I told her I was making a new drinking game - any time she made a tacky comment I got to pour myself another glass of her expensive wine! I got classy drunk and she…

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen that movie, but I’ll admit to seeing her guest star on “How I Met Your Mother” more recently and... Love you Brit, but homegirl can't act.

I’m the same way regarding living alone and valuing my personal space, and it seems like most of my friends move in with the people they’re dating very quickly. Have you lived with an SO before? I think in a situation like yours, a great thing to do would be whoever moves finds a 6 month or so lease or sublet, to get…

I’m not trying to be discouraging, but that’s basically what happened with my BFF. She met a guy at a work event in another state, they started talking after returning home and hit it off and decided to be in a LDR. She went to visit him once, they took a trip together, and then a couple months later he moved in with…

I love how casually the butthole licking was thrown in there.

Right? Like he didn't feel it was safe to pull over, but it was safe to have someone on his lap grinding and kissing him? Wut.

Yikes! How was he not in excruciating pain from that?! Although I guess with all the blood rushing down there it would bleed more than normal.

I am so glad to know I’m not alone, as I had something super similar happen to me - except the cut was INSIDE my vagina. My muscles tenses up when I started to orgasm and it like shot his fingers out of me, scratching the shit out of me on the way out. I was wailing “You broke my vagina!” and rolling around on the bed…

BLOW JOB LEGENDS GET SHIT DONE!!

That’s a good point. And in all honesty, they stopped having it the last year I went and my boyfriend and I ended up using the time after evening worship for “quiet reflection" to sneak off and round a few bases. Clothed mud fights were definitely more tame than playground BJ's.

My ex sometimes ate peanut butter and cheese sandwiches. Kraft american slices at that. I seriously gagged the first time I saw him eat one, and then request that he never eat that in front of me ever again.

Perfection.

First of all, how the hell did she think she could get a human skull through customs? Second of all, fuck her. And third of all, any chance I can get a link to that poem? I understand if you're worried about doxxing and don't want to share, it just sounds like it would be really interesting.

That's awful, especially that no other teachers saw what was going on and stepped in to tell the asshole drama teacher how inappropriate that was.

Yeah... I feel like we need more details here. Was someone actually crucified in the play or what?

I attended a Cumberland Presbyterian camp that also had a mud fight on the last day. Why did no one get that horny teenagers mud wrestling wasn't really appropriate?!