Lady Voldemort.

I assume they take small amounts of ashes from each person and combine them in one cube. But this is the first I've heard of this so I could definitely be wrong. I'm with you though, that price sounds very low.

I think that concept is so cool, but I know my family and friends would feel terrible if the tree didn't grow properly or someone accidentally cut it down or something.

My mom considered doing this with my dad’s ashes, having them turned into a diamond for a necklace or ring for her to wear every day. I told her I thought that was creepy as fuck, and relayed the conversation to my friend, who’d lost his brother a few years ago... He proceeded to tell me that his brother’s ashes were…

I worked for my veterinarian dad for a while and learned a lot about what happens after pets die. There were basically 3 options after a pet died or was euthanized at his clinic - the owners could take the body home to bury it, they could pay for a private cremation and get the ashes, or they could opt for a general…

And for the record, it was my favorite because I machine washed it multiple times and it still looked fine, and it was the perfect size and I loved the colors. I just feel like I need to defend my purchase in case you know who finally shows up.

I've been there. Drink that wine, and go deal with the social security office while buzzed if possible!

What the fuck did I just look at?! Thank you for sharing.

My favorite tote bag in the world is tie dyed with this screen printed on it, and it's been lost for 3 years now and I miss it terribly. But when I first got it and carried it to work, I had two coworkers ask me where I got it/what brand it was. They weren't kidding.

Literally the only reason I clicked on this article, even though I do like MJ. Your comment was the first and now I am so excited to scroll down! :D

Hahaha oh my god. I have no words.

Thank you so much for your reply. You're right, I know our relationship is stronger than what she has with the new friend and there's a lot of jealousy involved on her part. I wouldn't be surprised if the friendship fizzles out sooner than later.

For a lot of my childhood I thought “butch” was a bad word, in place of “bitch.” I got super confused when I went to work with my veterinarian dad and Butch was a common dog name.

I know you didn’t ask me specifically, but I recently FB friended one of my best friends from middle school - early 20s that I had lost touch with, and instead of constant pictures and posts about her kids, like it was when we were friends a few years ago, her feed was 100% shakeology/beach body advertisements. She…

My mom bought peppermint oil from a neighbor and said it really helped with her hip pain. I’ve tried multiple prescription creams for my chronic knee pain and said sure, I'll try this oil since nothing else has worked. Within 5 mins I was in the shower frantically rinsing it off because it burned like hell!

I haven't heard of damsel in defense? I know I could google it but I think I'd like your explanation much better.

You are not the only one. I stumbled across a super popular cheerleader I graduated with whose occupation is “rock star mommy!” and sells essential oils for a living. A little schadenfreude once in a while is good for the soul.

It’s late, I’m forever grey, but I really need advice and I’m gonna keep this as short as possible.

That game sounds so fun! Might I suggest the cheetah print halter with the emoji pajama pants? Just go for the gold.

Hahaha I love this one! It reminds me of when my little brother went through a phase of sagging his pants while also wearing too big boxers, so his buttcrack was showing almost constantly. When yelling at him to pull his pants up didn't work, I started sneaking up behind him and dropping a pencil into his crack. He…