That’s a very good point. He didn’t give her a choice really, and he would’ve thrown a hissy fit if he dumped his fiancé “for her” and then she didn't want to be with him.
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I posted this elsewhere, but apparently he has his own reality show now:
She’s milking the situation for all it’s worth, including calling the paparazzi on herself. I don't feel sorry for her in the slightest, as she had this all planned out.
Right?! Like if my hypothetical wealthy boyfriend was dead set on spending $300k on my birthday, I’d definitely rather take an awesome trip or have him buy a vacation property for us to enjoy together. No way would I feel comfortable driving a car or wearing a ring worth that much, but alas, I am not a celebrity.
A couple weeks ago I was at my mom’s house and we were sitting on the back porch, when she suddenly got a weird look on her face and said “Um, pull your feet up and don’t turn around, okay?” So of course I turned around and there was a fucking mouse right behind my chair. And a couple nights later I found a huge rat…
What a nightmare! I'm really diligent about always having my carry-on in my line of vision and having all my super important stuff in a backpack that stays right next to me at all times. I can't imagine what I'd do if a flight attendant insisted on taking off with my bag!
I’ve only started traveling regularly on planes in the past year (used to just drive everywhere) and I’ve developed a great packing system. As my “personal item” on the plane, I carry a Vans backpack, which contains my small purse and wallet, phone and charger, all my medications, and headphones, reading material,…
That seriously pisses me off! When I was on a flight a couple weeks ago, the flight attendant was checking all the overhead compartments to try to find available space for a probably 14-16 year old girl’s carry-on. She finally found room by moving some smaller bags (which could’ve fit under the seat!) and asking a man…
Only sort of related, but still a good story. My brother is in seminary school and had to attend a conference for his denomination one weekend. The hotel they were at also happened to be hosting a Comic Con. He told me at one point, he was on the elevator with 4 old white men in suits, and 3 scantily clad Pokemon…
Jesus. The nerve of some people! I experienced something similar, with a customer who noticed my emerald and (small) diamond ring that I inherited from my beloved grandma. He complimented it and said he didn’t see emeralds often and I was like “yeah, it’s my birthstone and it was my grandmas so it means a lot to me”…
Your last line is spot on! And this whole ordeal has made me really want to dig out my charm bracelet, shine ‘em up, and tell any kid who asks for a piece of my childhood memories to fuck off*!
I would really like a follow up! I want to know if the finger was reattached and if they were able to charge the guy.
Seriously, I hope they still had his application so they could use his info to press charges against him!
As far as I know he has zero rights to the estate. It'll go to her conservators.
Exactly!!! My friend’s brother is currently working under the table to avoid paying child support for his 3 kids that don’t live with him, and he had the fucking audacity to yell at my friend for letting one of his exes and kids move in with her. Wanna know why she took them in? BECAUSE HE WONT GIVE THEM ANY FUCKING…
Seriously, the bologna thing is still cracking me up!
I had a friend legitimately argue with me that cracker was just as offensive as the n-word, and she said that when her son is older she’ll teach him “the difference between black people and n-words.” But she’s not racist!
But... But... Reverse racism exists!! Why can black people use the n-word but not the Hogans?!?!
Excellent comment, especially your last 3 sentences. I wish more people could grasp that!