I agree with all of this, except that I am totally shipping Poussey and Soso now.

Several years ago I was leaving my parents’ (country-ish) house to go to work. Leaving their neighborhood is a two lane road that leads to the main road that goes into town. The speed limit is 45mph. So on this day, I pull out of the neighborhood and end up behind a pickup truck going 20, hauling a bunch of furniture…

That's some amazing crazy driver revenge! Also, I love when someone tailgates me and cuts me off and then we end up stopped at the same light... Like congrats dude, you made zero progress at getting ahead of me.

Does anyone have experience with using a Thunder Shirt for their dog? My rescue Westie has certain triggers that make him freak the fuck out - barking, crying, shrieking, shaking, etc. - and his biggest one is loud noises from thunderstorms and fireworks. We’re currently living with my mom in a country-ish area,…

That needs to happen! I have such a good best prank that it might even be enough to drag me out of the greys.

That's horrible! I hope said groomsman was immediately booted from the wedding party/lives of everyone involved.

My dog loves me but when it comes to other people he prefers men. If you are a dude he would be all over you and forget I existed until food time.

When I was on Tinder 2/5 of my pics included my dog, and I almost always “liked” guys who also had dogs.

I really hope you ate the whole pizza in front of him without offering him a goddamn bite.

That is EXCELLENT.

That just makes it so much better! Short and proud ladies unite! :)

That literally made me spit my wine. A+ response.

I think that “needed a set of brakes installed on his mouth” is the most perfect thing I've read on this post.

I would totally donate to a Kickstarter for this!

I love your daughter for this! I stopped wearing my retainer about a year after my braces came off, and as a result I have a gap between two of my top teeth, off to the side. It’s really noticeable in photos and makes me self conscious, but I’m going to try to take her lead and see it as my “cool gap.” :)

On Christmas Eve, my mom was saying something self deprecating about her being fat and to make her feel better I said that if she was fat then so was I! (We’re both average sized.) She responded with “Sweetie, you’re not fat, you just have a gut!”

I’m 5’1” and girl, I feel you. Can I steal your line about being closer to kicking them in the balls??

The background for this story is necessary, but I apologize if it gets long. I had recently gotten out of a long term relationship, moved to a different state, and turned 21. I didn’t know many people where I was living besides family members and coworkers, so when a family member offered to set me up with the hot guy…

Yeah, IIRC he asked his Twitter followers to take his and Anna Faris’s older cat when she got pregnant. It was a pretty shitty situation.

I’m sorry, but I find that Rosie Perez item really... icky. The headline referring to a “girlfriend” made me think she was going to talk about an adult relationship, not middle schoolers (so like 11-13 yrs old) hooking up.