I'm seriously loving this visual. Are you also imagining very large, exotic birds? I feel like he wouldn't just have cockatiels and parakeets.

Thanks for that. Also, whatever you charge for Kanye-to-English translation can't be enough. Every time I read a quote from him my brain explodes.

I watched a couple episodes of the show. I'm not sure who the guy is, but she definitely seems not-sober to me. Or maybe she's newly sober and still adjusting? But in the scene where she was talking about Juan Pablo and Nikki she seemed super angry about something that didn't even involve her. Then she had a huge…

The dude I'm sort of dating got asked to be a monitor, and he said it's pretty boring for the most part. Most of the stuff he's come across has been the profile pic thing, or scam messages. And yet, the dudes who harrass me on there keep on truckin'.

I'd definitely recommend having a conversation first, like a couple other commenters said. It might be kind of awkward to just randomly hand him your number, ya know? If you talk to him about wanting to hang out outside of the class, you can kind of feel him out and figure out if he's interested or not.

Florist school sounds awesome! I hope it works out for you. :)

Tea tree oil always helps with my breakouts! I make a toner in a travel size spray bottle, with about 1/3 tea tree oil, 2/3 filtered water for dilution, and a couple drops of argan oil to make it less drying. I shake it up and spray some on a cotton round and apply it all over my face 1-2 times a day. It helps prevent…

I'm 26 and I'm starting to feel that way. I'm not in a relationship, and I'd like to be married for a little while before having a baby... But I have no idea how many years it's going to take me to get to that point and I worry that it might be too late to easily conceive and have a healthy baby by then. It's hard not…

That's exactly what I thought while I was reading this. I choose not to actually "view" the body at open-casket viewings, but I still go to them because it's a chance to pay respects to the family, and it's usually less hectic than at the actual funeral. This concept totally takes that away... But to each their own I…

You are officially my favorite Dirt Bagger because you reminded me of BB Mak! A couple years ago, my friends and I looked up videos of them, LFO, B*Witched, O-Town and others and mourned the less-popular early 00's bands that everyone has seemingly forgotten about.

I had to give up my cat (because of a move, not a breakup) and I had such a hard time for a while. I just missed him and worried about how he was doing. But now he lives with a veterinarian and a menagerie of other animals and I know he's well taken care of and happy, and that he's better off there than he would have…

Wait, so were the dinosaurs demons themselves? Or just doing the bidding or the demons?

To be fair to my last story, here's the worst way I've ever broken up with anyone:

Ooh, I've been waiting for this one!

I understand what you're saying, but I feel like Rebecca's little blurb and link here didn't really have the same mocking commentary as this morning's Dirt Bag did. She could've torn into the context of the article, but she didn't, and I give her props for that (not that she's reading this grey comment or cares what I…

I read the Amanda Bynes article and... Yikes. I really hope she was mis-quoted or things were taken out of context. The whole thing made her sound very, very unstable.

My friend did it, and it was really pretty cute. She and her husband had been trying to conceive for a while, and her friends/family knew about that but she kept the news super secret when she first found out. And the card was a picture of her and her husband and their dogs in their backyard - sort of a pre-baby…

I think it's totally normal! It sounds like you got a great dog, and that you've been doing a great job so far at socializing her with other people and dogs.

Congrats on your promotion! I had great success with the Trulia For Rent app. I was burnt out on Craigslist and my brother recommended it to me, and I've told a few other people about it who have loved it. You enter in your price range, bed/bath preferences, pet preferences, etc. and then search for places that meet…

I was at Target today and found these little snack packs in the refrigerator aisle (next to the Lunchables) that have almonds, a piece of cheddar, broccoli, baby carrots, and a single serving of ranch. I bought a couple but I plan on making my own for when I go back to work! My mom likes to buy the big veggie trays,…