(done in Kerrigan’s tearful voice)

Great, all the idiots who flunked history are now running the government.

So cool! Still miss Lindy around here.

Fuck yes ! #teamLindy

Oprah is a shameless opportunist and it is about time she was called out for it. She preys on society’s most vulnerable members and feeds them consumerist pablum as way to ‘fix’ their problems.

I’ve been a bit surprised by the reaction to Doctor Phil. Like, this was the final straw? When did people hear about Dr. Phil? Yesterday? He’s been a piece of shit for a long, long time. Whatever other gifts she has, Oprah has consistently shown herself to be a fairly poor judge of character.

Kubrick abused her to no end on the set of The Shining and would not allow anyone to comfort her. He did this as a twisted directorial technique.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Thanks again, Oprah.

He bragged at a party that he had in his possession “a tape of Trump being a real dog.” These remarks prompted members of the Access Hollywood staff to locate it.

Khaleesi is coming to Westeros!

you should really be using a oatmeal soy lavender vitamin-infused shea butter fragrance-free hydrating soap stick from your local co-op

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

Whatever face she has in the top photo looks amazing.

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

A staunchly Republican Transgender Olympic Athlete is not relateable?

He actually unintentionally did some good work there, though. Ed Hardy’s brand needed to be killed.