Meh. I’ll always be way more interested to know about that secret from Sunshine, The Book Behind the Door.

I’m not a Marvel guy... not even much of a comic/superhero guy... But I did really like Ant Man, so, if Rudd is in this, well, I guess I’m seeing it. And yes, I know it’s not going to be Ant Man 2 (which I hope happens). But, c’mon, it’s Paul Rudd.

Isn’t 0 a degree? :P

Looks like he hurt his hand and is asking for a band-aid.

I knew those Souls games weren’t any fun and that it’s all just a bunch of baloney!

TL;DR

“Wha? You want I should show you my tax records? Sure thing, they’re on this ceramic tab—*SMASH!* Oh, look at that. Mazel tov. But, I can assure you, that jet ski is for business purposes only.”

“These texts are very mundane in nature,” Shaus said, citing military commands and supply orders as some of the more popular topics of discussion.”

I have fond memories of committing seminal genocide to this marketing campaign.

Couldn’t help myself.

Maybe she meant she was the first self-important, rich because her sister fucked a black guy and made a boring sex video and that’s what she’s famous Armenian to wear a wig?

You could’ve just said black women starting from the 1910's.

For me, it’s Calvin and Hobbes OR NOTHING. Peanuts are for eating, not reading.

I need weed for this.

I can’t believe John Ratzenberger is reprising his role!!!

My dad’s like, second cousin or something was the baby from that movie. Think they was twins. I don’t really have all the details, but I’ll be over here if you need me.

Trumpuru for Presidenturu.

Well, I know the movie wasn’t compelling, memorable or even remotely interesting, but when you cast that fuckwad Eisenberg, what the fuck do you expect?

I’m glad I never vaped to look cool, but because it was a great way to deliver that sweet, sweet nicotine into me. But man, does this bag ever douche.