Louis CK is the victim of completely baseless accusations, and you refuse to believe him. You’re a dumb piece of shit, Linda.

Thank you for being the living embodiment of my joke.

How ironic that these people don’t seem to comprehend the word “no.”

He has absolutely straight-up denied these rumors. Pay attention.

Jen Kirkman seems to be hell-bent on destroying her career by constantly spewing insane, conspiratorial nonsense, so I doubt she could be pressured into backtracking on a subject that actually had some truth behind it.

Roseanne is a deeply disturbed individual and has admitted to lying about sexual abuse in the past.

They can’t go on record because they don’t exist.

I think the biggest problem people have with these allegations is that all of the evidence indicates they were entirely fabricated by Gawker and there are no real women making them.

Gawker/Jezebel “journalism” in 3 easy steps:

That only applies to fat chicks.

I don’t know about the specifics of Texas law, but my state has very permissive gun laws as well, and you absolutely cannot carry while you’re drinking.

Jay is based on the real personality of Jason Mewes - he’s basically just a much dumber version of Jason.

Correction: This article previously ran with the headline stating that Betsy DeVos will reportedly roll back Title IX. The report stated that DeVos planned to make an announcement, but definitely that Title IX would be rolled back. Jezebel regrets the error.

Called out? Because Rhea Perlman couldn’t take a joke? Fuck that noise.

It feels great (doing violence on Nazis and being morally superior).

Thank you, I am proud.

She definitely did it on purpose.

On the contrary, my good bitch, visiting violence on anyone espousing a profoundly evil and titanically violent ideology before they have a chance to follow through and act on it is actually an intelligent and noble endeavor.

Tell that to the GOT showrunners, Peter. Where the fuck is Ghost?!?!?!

I’m not sure how that could be possible when you seem to be unaware of the events commonly known as World War II.