Trading the turd for a bird. There’s a Cayman with my name on it somewhere in the US right now.

What year was your brother’s Jetta?

In all likelihood, yes.

I would like to trade my Brown 6mt TDI Sportwagen for a Cayman, please and thank you.

Dear VW, just take my brown six speed diesel wagon away already. It’s no longer cool and no one references it on Jalopnik anymore. I've given up.

REMOVE THOSE BUMPERS!! ARRRGGGHGHHHHHH!!!!!!

If it’s the 1st piss after any shower... There will be no hand washing good sir.

Can I get it in brown with a 6mt?

As a Brewers fan who cannot stand the Cubs or their fans.

Too big to fail. womp womp

DODGE BALL!!!!! :(

It's the same swan song. Hell, the Aston badge damn near matches too.

Fuel prices can gladly head back up to $3. Then, just maybe... my TDI might go back up in value, so I can finally trade it away.

Wait, iPhones work in the cold?

Think about the little people you insensitive bastard.

Tirerack closeout wheel and tire package.

Sleep when you’re dead, braaaap to live.

Fat-bike everything!

That would be more than the lift-gate. Take another looksee.