Good morning Joey,

The only thing missing is that VW lying on it's side.

I just can't wait for all the dust gunk to collect in the bottom and corners of the of the screen cavity as well as all the constant finger smear marks.

Real Housewives of the Indy 500.

My 242.

To be a Phillies fan...

But it needs a diesel and 40mpg.

This VAG breeze is getting stale.

Will it stance?

California Cop Kills Adorable (insert non-domesticated furry land animal) For Certain Highway Hoon and Doom.

It looks a lot like someone Healthcare.gov'd after a night of Tang, Vodka and Carrots.

"Pussy Magnet Yellow"

Can we have an option to block all VW based articles on Kinja? It's not worth the heartbreak.

Where's the photo of a sock in his mouth and a cowboy boot up his butt?

Where are the sweet jumps?

Neutral: Do I take Public Transit?

Whaaaaaaaaa?

Time to get some basics out of the way.

That bold black outline is terrible and makes it feel cheap and bloated, like Sapp.

It's a shame because she probably never really got into the car.