No getting lucky here.

Special teams alright.

It's for when everyone is texting and driving. This way when it's almost too late, it's not too late.

They could always say hey, my great grand father emigrated from Germany. BOOOM GERMAN ROOTS!

MMEH

It's pronounced, Yodge.

I wonder what's under the aft portside?

This teardrop-shaped, ultra-aerodynamic Quicksilver Ghia debuted in Europe and proved so popular that it was used in auto shows for years in the 1980s. It didn't result in any production Lincolns — let alone Fords in general — but its retro-futuristic looks still stand out today.

It's time you learn about, Porky Piggin'.

Don't pop it! It might end up like Saab.

I don't know guys, but I'm pretty sure I've seen this design before.

Are you insinuating something, because you can say it. I think it would be rather rad to see a Mary Kay car for every model GM produces. A whole bunch of Mary Kay cars, up in this biotch.

What's up with the top of the tree in that first photo?

An all new Mary Kay fleet, up in this biotch!

That's a ZDX, although ZDZ is a slightly cooler name.

Rimshot

A subtle hint at the STI wheels and tires? Hmmmmm...

Is Travis still drinking on the job? I hope he doesn't think this is the greatest looking Cabriolet ever.