Turtle headin' prairie doggin' Porschin'

The opening scene to Two-Lane Blacktop. This is how you pissed excellence in 1971.

A side marker disguised behind a translucent panel.

So what you're saying is... Contact this guy for a refund on the artwork?
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I love seeing AutoZone wipers on million dollar cars.

Just clarifying upon something written within the article and clear up any potential misunderstanding or associations.

Rhodes won't feel a financial pinch with the GI Bill, Pell Grant, grants, yellow ribbon program, etc... Unless he has more than one dependent or a pile of personal debt, it's not a pinch at all. A fellow Vet speaking the truth here.

This will have a more efficient burn on the side of the road, bellissima!

Let us pretend anyway! Put the top back up and *POOF* OH MY EYES, MY SIGHT IS RUINED YOU SON OF A!

You know it looks soooooo good!

There's no mix-up of said liquids. Just like there's no mix-up between cars.

I hope you realize it's not a 599 nor is it trying to be one. This Corvette draws nothing, but merely resembles modern day cues that all manufacturers are resorting to. To say that we're borrowing would be an insult to 'Merica. Are you a terrorist?

I think she meant, $76.95. Dramatization of the event I guess.

WHAT ENGINES?!?!

Sir Sandford Fleming Academy's newest star Guard!

Cats can't digest lactose. They drink it because they're given a bowl of it by someone who doesn't know what cat shit smells like yet.

Arnold put it best, "Milk is for babies." What grown creature aside from humans do you see drinking milk from another species or from their own beyond childhood? Even fashion makes it look wrong.

And... qualified stadium employees are bountiful? jajajajajaja. When was your last game out of your hometown or in it, Timothy? One could really go on an out of town bender if inclined, this is not TSA.

...and the fox replied, "show me the give-a-fux".