Could it keep the power connected to the ground or was it a smoke show in every gear?

This is just absurd. You want regalia protection, then sell to only Dback fans. Have some stipulation on the ticket purchasing process to absolve this matter as opposed to fighting the overall fan appreciation effort.

K-jet is black magic, but certainly not hard to conquer.

-A pit crew with giant rhodium balls.

Guard rails > Hay bales

The laziest thing is no pictures in an ad.

First, practice your sentence structure. Second, it's a play on how often Ferrari's burn to the ground. Finally, try again.

Instead of putting his foot/leg in front of the vehicle, he could have... Walked away and waited for the fire to start a block away.

The Volvo 854/855, but for the sake of what is worth while and fun to drive, make it RWD, updated RN head, and give it the M66 gearbox.