There’s one that usually sits in my garage. It’s my dad’s and it’s done well over 200k. Looks like new.

They said I could be anything, so I became a 240SX.

(evil laughing in German)

You can sort of do this with Amazon USA. There’s a smattering of remanufactured long blocks (though without prime) and some interesting bits with prime shipping. I think I’ve seen Sparco seats with prime shipping.

Coming soon to Jalopnik:

They gave me a driver’s license and let me terrorize the roads of California.

The world would be Warsaw without it.

Hi, stopping in from Jalopnik. This game does not have any brown BMW station wagons with diesel engines, so it’s literally worse than Hitler kicking puppies while French kissing your mother.

It’s like buying used cars in Gran Turismo but without the smooth jazz.

Nicole Conlan is an obviously anagram for Kat Callahan. OBVIOUSLY!

Oh, so it’s just like Forza Motorsport or Gran Turismo.

Was she Liz Lemon?

The cop sounds like a VLN Nurburgring 24hrs kinda guy.

It needs a Ray Wert dragoning side-quest, but I think the modders have that covered.

They had trouble programming it so the Renault Clio behind you would conveniently plow into a median and delay traffic.

You s’pos’d to be up cookin’ breakfast for somebody.

Everybody grew up. There are only so many high-revving, lightweight high-revving cars you can sell. You could get away with doing this in the ‘80s up until the early ‘00s, but the cruel truth is that the consumers wanted more. They wanted A/C, they wanted standard CD players, and power seats and the $8000 Civic LX…

I wonder if there are any surface mods that let you substitute in interiors of different cars.

495 luftballons!

NSX. Spend the leftover money on tires and brakes. I'd have preferred a hardtop, but the targa top's not a deal breaker.