I lived this story three months ago, only mine didn't end so well. Seeing as the Oakland impound lot still shows the car as "in storage" with a $6000 storage bill (don't worry, the title was signed over to them and I retained all the papers), I'm guessing nobody bought it.

Cool Acura Integra, bro.

I normally do, but it depends on whether or not my cousin's shop has space for me to do what I need. I once wrenched on my Integra in 100 deg.F + heat in my apartment's parking lot while the electrical tubing was literally melting into my hands. It wasn't fun.

This guy knows how to do it.

Why? It's still a Ford Focus, just with a crazier engine.

I think the Acura Integra wore them better.

It's a metaphor for a vagina, right?

Wet Pink Coochies Get Penetrated Hard & Deep

I've long since argued for the third-generation Acura Integra GS-R as the most '90s car ever made. It's so '90s that, if it were any more '90s it would come standard with a CLINTON/GORE bumper sticker.

I agree on the M3 part, but I'm not so hot on buying somebody else's modified cars especially since I live in CA.

PLEASE EXPLAIN THAT LONG OBSCURE JOKE FOR ENGLISH MAJOR NERDS FROM THE FRS/BRZ REVIEW.

As a Honda owner, I thought all cars made as much torque as a double amputee wringing out a washcloth but the Fiat 500e quickly made me rethink that. There's something so appealing about having ZOMGALLTHETORQUE from 0.

Only a small portion of the fanbase wants Harbaugh out. Most of us are raging uncontrollably at Jed and co. for basically fucking the team in the ass.

I won't directly say it, but if they pick up on it, I'll ask them if it makes them happy. After all, that's the only thing that matters.

Not officially, but I've taken over my mom's 2009 Camry after somebody took my Integra on an unauthorized test drive and returned it with vital components missing. While boring, it's not a terrible car - it's reliable and somewhat easy to drive.

Happy Honda Days? So they'll be bringing this guy back?

Agreed. They should have concealed and not let it show, but now that they know, they should just let it go.

Never run with the Yung Mo-ney Democrats.

Still better than the periodic I HAVE LOST ALL HOPE IN HUMANITY BECAUSE CHILDREN AREN'T INTERESTED IN ANTIQUATED TECHNOLOGY posts.

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