Gotta be the Acura Integra GS-R. Brutal, cheap-ish, fast, funky, and Japanese. It's the '90s conveniently packaged in an appropriately sleek hatchback shell.

"Look at Dave, driving that perfectly pristine 1990 Toyota Supra Turbo," your jealous ex-girlfriend will say of you, assuming you buy this car and your name is Dave. "I should have married him instead. Now I'll never be truly happy in life."

Their last Gold Box had the 4670K for $10 more. Don't lose sleep over these prices.

Their last Gold Box had the 4670K for $10 more. Don't lose sleep over these prices.

I'm Impreza'd by your joke. 1 of 6 stars for you!

"Absolutely nothing!", said Sergio Romo in response.

The Giants will go win a World Series with him and then sell him off to the Dodgers next season for way more than he's really worth. Everybody wins!

These fries are making me thirsty!

It's a fuckin' Saturn that came from the factory with a Honda V6.

Let's cry together in our flannel shirts while listening to Nevermind on the tape deck.

Kids in the back seats cause accidents. accidents in the back seats cause kids.

Sounds like the VW version of Honda-Tech.

SRT-4 swap? Yeah, SRT-4 swap!

My parents bought a then-new 2004 Toyota Sienna in mid-2003 to replace an aging Mercedes Benz 190E. About six months down the road we find out the Sienna's been recalled for a fuel tank issue and that's fine. My mother makes an appointment, drops the car off, and gets a Cavalier loaner because the 190E's developed a…

And just like Anne Frank the Dutch will never get a chance.

Just don't forget to throw the cup away! I left a Jamba Juice cup there for a few days. Jesus fuck that smelled awful.

What does it rev at running highway speeds?

Cheap, rude, and funky (one-legged headrests and a split hatch). Bonus points for being Japanese and offering "optional" A/C.

What the fuck is wrong with you people today? It's a glimpse of the '90s that takes you back as well.

YES THAT TOO!

That car came standard with an AM/FM cassette player with an optional CD player, two cupholders (and not four, not even on sedans), and dual airbags. If it were any more '90s it would come standard with a Clinton/Gore '96 bumper sticker.