DEATHSTAR (my current ThinkPad is DARTHVADER and my old one is PALPATINE).

The Acura/Honda NSX. Yes, we in the enthusiast community know how great it is, but to the rest of the world it's either "What? An $80,000 Honda!?" or "that car from Pulp Fiction".

On the topic of Japan: I recall spotting a GMC Typhoon in Omotesando back in 2005. It stood out from the sea of taxis and luxury cars.

Don't cut yourself on that edge, bro.

Roseville: IT'S STILL SACRAMENTO, GODDAMN IT!

We're getting there. Give it a few more generations. You've already got that fancy-new aluminium.

How dare he question a level two super-genius!

It's like somebody complaining about you not knowing how to use a IBM punch card system when you were 8.

We've got high-speed wireless internet, promising research in curing diseases, and cars with technology rivaling a Mercedes from twenty years ago, but since children don't understand old technology this entire world sucks.

Ugh, damn hipster 737s.

Barring that, I want low beltlines and a less-chunky look. Again, this is probably unreasonable given pedestrian safety, but that won't stop me from wanting.

My car's a Clinton/Gore '96 sticker away from 1995 and I'd really kill for a bit of extra torque and a 6th gear. 3500 RPMs at 70 mph sucks as much as having a Kenworth with Jersey plates bearing down while you're merging onto I-5.

Masturbating over revving engines? Sounds like a typical Honda meet.

Alternatively, you could order the ultra-rare Legacy RS Type-RA a year or two down the line equipped with a hand-built boxer-4 turbo makin' 216 hp, upgraded suspension, stickier tires, and an equally bitchin' Momo Cobra steering wheel (no airbags!).

There was some sort of issue during last-minute testing that forced them to delay their debut.

It was about a year ago. I couldn't believe my luck when I talked my parents into letting me get an Integra GS-R as my first car and this was an adult-owned car with low miles to boot.

Orlove'd all over a bunch of kids.

Well you have to drop it back off in the same place, but I'm told they're figuring out 1-way rentals.

Zipcar is cheaper for short rentals: If, for instance, I only need to pick up something across town and my trip only takes 45-90 minutes, Zipcar will only cost me $15-20 all inclusive. Best part is I can reserve online and the check in/out process takes less than a minute.