It's a fuckin' Saturn that came from the factory with a Honda V6.

Let's cry together in our flannel shirts while listening to Nevermind on the tape deck.

Kids in the back seats cause accidents. accidents in the back seats cause kids.

Sounds like the VW version of Honda-Tech.

SRT-4 swap? Yeah, SRT-4 swap!

My parents bought a then-new 2004 Toyota Sienna in mid-2003 to replace an aging Mercedes Benz 190E. About six months down the road we find out the Sienna's been recalled for a fuel tank issue and that's fine. My mother makes an appointment, drops the car off, and gets a Cavalier loaner because the 190E's developed a…

And just like Anne Frank the Dutch will never get a chance.

Just don't forget to throw the cup away! I left a Jamba Juice cup there for a few days. Jesus fuck that smelled awful.

What does it rev at running highway speeds?

Cheap, rude, and funky (one-legged headrests and a split hatch). Bonus points for being Japanese and offering "optional" A/C.

What the fuck is wrong with you people today? It's a glimpse of the '90s that takes you back as well.

YES THAT TOO!

That car came standard with an AM/FM cassette player with an optional CD player, two cupholders (and not four, not even on sedans), and dual airbags. If it were any more '90s it would come standard with a Clinton/Gore '96 bumper sticker.

DEATHSTAR (my current ThinkPad is DARTHVADER and my old one is PALPATINE).

The Acura/Honda NSX. Yes, we in the enthusiast community know how great it is, but to the rest of the world it's either "What? An $80,000 Honda!?" or "that car from Pulp Fiction".

On the topic of Japan: I recall spotting a GMC Typhoon in Omotesando back in 2005. It stood out from the sea of taxis and luxury cars.

Don't cut yourself on that edge, bro.

Roseville: IT'S STILL SACRAMENTO, GODDAMN IT!

We're getting there. Give it a few more generations. You've already got that fancy-new aluminium.

How dare he question a level two super-genius!