If I ever get rich my dream is to have Honda restore my Integra GS-R to showroom-spec so I can drive it around to all the posh restaurants and country clubs and piss off all the noveau-riche types. Then I'll take it home and park it next to my flavor-of-the-month hypercar.

During the LifeInvader conference the news channel ticker mentions that the child star from one of the Vice City-era TV shows just died of a drug overdose.

PRELUDE SWAP! PRELUDE SWAP!

The 1963 Prince Skyline Sprint by Scaglione. Italian design, Japanese mechanicals so pretty much the opposite of the Alfa Romeo Arna.

The Highway 50/80/99 interchange where you have to jump across from 80+ traffic to the two backed-up lanes of traffic that's getting up to highway speed. Oh Shit only barely begins to describe it. The best part? Figuring out which lane you want. Because you have to choose early. Very early.

In the early 20th century we had snuff, coke, booze, and methamphetamines you could conveniently go buy at your local drug store. Hell, Coca Cola had actual cocaine and was marketed as a pick-me-up. Stirling Moss won the Mille Miglia taking meth.

Hey, fuck you. That movie was impressive...

I speak from experience when I say that the super-short truck gearing makes this thing haul serious ass.

My 60-year-old father has had the carb'd version of that Toyota pickup in white since 1985 and he is quite possibly the furthest thing from being a bro in any manner possible.

I noticed you don't have any photographs of the black Toyota pickup. I accept your apology and offer you this image:

Wow. That page is like a perfect time capsule from 2003.

This year, as an eighteen year-old with a year's 'no claims', it's going to cost me £800.

Mike Skeen's probably still mad he got DQ'd at Sonoma last weekend for ignoring the drive-through penalty.

My dad pulled petty shit like this to make himself feel better over really stupid reasons.

NP because you can have some fun with it and pawn it off to Mazda for a nice new MazdaSpeed 3 in return or just donate it to a museum for a nice tax deduction.

A lot of my uncle's customers sell off their old cars at his gas station. With it being in a nice part of town they are mostly European makes that have lived pampered lives.

The Tesla's nice but it's even MORE practical than the Toyota. What you need is a Formula Ford Ecoboost, road-registered with a seat for one.

NASCAR teams engage in meth production and rape? I can't help but wonder what ALMS teams do in their off season then...

The 2014 Corolla: What Your Dad Thinks You Kids Are Into These Days.

Ads. That's why you get things like "See how a 1/2 ton can out dickwave Chevrolet!" and you're like "OH SHIT THE HONDA RIDGELINE ISN'T SHIT ANYMORE!" But then you realize it's actually a Ford ad and you're disappointed.