This is one of the few times in my life where I've been proud to be a part of a Honda forum. We might write at a kindergarten level and circle-jerk around the Integra Type-R so hard our dicks catch fire but at least we don't charge money.

You can order the S with a six-speed manual gearbox. Isn't that what really matters to people like us? It's not like Toyota is building this with people like us in mind.

How is a 40HP boost laughable? In a car that weighs as much as a box of kleenex (and with as much crash protection) it really scoots.

CP. As a bona-fide Honda fanboy, that sum of money ought to buy you a GS-R swap and all the bits needed to get the the holy grail California BAR sticker for whatever the hell you dropped it into.

I read an old Car and Driver article recently where they were testing the "new" Neon for 1994. It came with the bare minimum to be a car yet they were raving about the driving dynamics of the thing. Didn't hurt that the engine made quite a bit of power.

Nah, you need one of THESE to move those things.

Pretty much every single Acura/Honda Type-R, but the only one we ever got (in the states) was the Integra Type-R. Imported from 1997-2001, it took the already-hot GS-R/Si/VTi-R, took out a bunch of weight, stiffened the chassis, and put in better suspension. Under the hood they reworked the engine for better…

Good point. BOMBS JIHAD OBAMA MIDDLE EAST TERRORISM GOOD VAGINA PENIS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.

Goddamn it, getting my hopes up and shit.

You're getting pistol whipped.

My response to this article.

Mirrors, for the most part, have made driving and passing a much less OH SHIT experience. Well, for people who aren't driving certain makes of German automobiles, at least.

I haven't seen a piano this violent since Liberace's.

I bought a mechanical Seiko 5 for about $55 after fitting. Much like a Rolex, it too is very mechanical and gives me the date and time. I don't need a chronograph or necessarily care about "made in Japan" provenance so that's another $100 in my pocket.

James May will be satisfied.

I don't see what the problem is. The guy paid for an 8-second car and he got an 8-second car - one that ran for about 8 seconds.

Ferrari won't even think about selling you a hybrid supercar unless you have at least five prancing horses in your garage already

Of course, in typical legalese, cock-sucking is only offered in Penistone. Way to make claims without following through...

Yes, but this was 1994. The 2.5RS didn't come out until 1998/9 as a sports version of a basic sedan, so yeah, of course a car released later is faster. A brand-new V6 Toyota Camry out accelerates a Ferrari 250 GT but we still hold the latter in high regard.

It's actually more expensive once you account for inflation.