I've never had to knock on wood like this, but now that I've seen somebody do it, well, I'm glad I don't have to use it.

Hey, I just met you!

Somebody with a tow truck?

Poor guy must be feeling down in the dumps.

Vettel's already done it. /smirk

Eh yeah. It got a bit obsessive because my father kept accusing me of subconsciously wanting to drive into things (I did that when I was 8) so I kept restarting every race at the slightest contact.

God no. If it's anything like the Need for Speed the cops will probably be even worse than the street racers. The cops have no qualms instigating a head-on collision at triple-digit speeds with innocent motorists. Hell, it's like the cops are trying to create multi-car pileups.

Confiscation and control at an event sponsored by the N.R.A. - oh, the irony.

Ga-In from Brown Eyed Girls? I ALREADY LOVE THIS VIDEO.

Oh no, sir. I was never in the left lane at any point. If you re-read, you'll note I said no. 3 lane, as in she shot across three lanes of traffic into the passing lane. If anything, I was passing HER before she passed me and I merely sped up to keep traffic moving.

I was once passed on the right by a soccer mom in a 4000lb SUV after engaging in a brief MAX SPEED BATTLE. I was driving along at about 70 in the no.3 lane when I found myself in her blind spot, so I accelerated and trapped her behind a slower car as it was the only "safe" option that wasn't slamming my brakes.

Speaking of which, my mother's old 190E made its way to Guatemala. Wonder if it still has its old Cali plates.

Graphic equalizer goes here.

Or Gizmodo just likes to laugh at North Korea.

My calculator is more powerful than the UN.

Only if it comes standard with a cassette player with graphic equalizer.

Sounds like Verizon.

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There needs to be a crotch-thrustiness ratio. I think thrustee-shoulder-to-thruster-crotch angle/crotch-protrusion angle should work fine.

I agree - as a student, I can't exactly whip out a smartphone and check the time during an exam. With a wristwatch I can pace myself accordingly.